When we first saw Lavish we thought she looked like pop chanteuse, Rihanna. You know, the busty milf that sings that Umbrella song. Well, we imagine that the conversation between her and this John went something like this:
"You look like Rihanna,”
"Yeah, people tell me that. Want me to suck your cock?”
You'd have to be nuts to refuse that offer. Lavish may not have the biggest tits out there, but she makes up for her quantity with the quality of her cock-sucking and snatch popping. You see, she says she likes to bang the cock and when she does, she likes to imagine herself on the dance floor, throwing her coochie and her butt around. She says the reason she makes so much dough as a hooker is because most guys want to bang a black busty milf that looks like one of those movie hos. "I just pop my butt around and drop it down and grind it on their cocks and them guys go crazy and give me all that money, baby!” Well-said, Lavish. You keep on dirty dancin' your way to the bank!
When it comes to your friends, there is one rule that most men follow almost religiously and that rule is, "Bros before hos." That's right. You honor your pack of buddies and you never, ever put any busty milf before your time with the guys. To do so would be to admit that you have been clamped down by the snatch, and are now officially snatch-whipped. What dude wants that? But what if you have this buddy, and he has trouble with the ladies. In fact, he has trouble getting any 'tang at all. Well then, that rule changes to, "Bros get Bros hos." And that's exactly what this stand-up dude does for his homey. He takes him to the side of town where all the hookers are and helps him finalize his butt purchase with Stacy. And then he roots him on while he gets his cock sucked. And because sharing is caring, both guys decide that there is enough tits, butt and snatch to go around and they run a train on slutty Stacy. And that's fine with her because she is getting paid by the hour no matter how many cocks jizz to the party.
Almost anyone can afford one street hooker. Most can afford two. But three? Well, you'd better get your best buddy involved in that one, because that's every man's dream. In this case, Veronica Rayne, Whitney Stevens and Candace Von, all of whom play the role of busty street busty milf very convincingly, fulfill the fantasy. Too convincingly. Now, fill in your fantasy. bang one of them or bang all of them? Tag team ‘em with your buddy or do ‘em all together? bang their tits, bang their mouths or bang their pussies. Whatever you choose to do, this much is certain: Everybody's going to have fun, everybody's going to jizz and everybody's going to get paid. That's the great thing about street sluts. They always give you what you want.
Posted on: 2009-06-05 12:25 They sure make em big in the south. Case in point is North Carolina beauty Madison James! She looks like a mighty fine southern beauty with a lovely face, curvy body, big blonde hair, and even bigger set of tits! She sure knew how to put those D cups to good use. After giving me an award winning blowjob she squeezed together those big fat titties around my big cock and asked me to bang her titties hard! I obliged sliding my big cock between Madison James big guns! Then I laid her down to taste her southern snatch until she begged me to bang her twat with my big dock. Check out the full DOWNLOADABLE movie ONLY at BigTitPatrol.com!
Here's some truth about being a hot-blooded dude in the world: Sometimes you need to bust a fat nut ASAP and your girlfriend won't bang you how you like, when you like or where you like. So what to do when you want to stick your cock in a hot busty milf who appreciates your load? bang a big boob Hooker, of course. That's were Claire Dames comes into the picture. This busty busty milf is walking the streets when this John finds her and propositions her for some sexy time. But Claire's a streetwise hooker and knows that the police are always looking to bust hookers for trying to make an honest bang-buck. So she denies that she's a hooker until this dude offers her $500 for some fucky-sucky. Claire's no fool. She knows that this is good dough for letting this dude ram her cookie, so she hops in his truck and goes home with him for some blow-job action on the stairs and then some hard banging in the bedroom. When this dude gives her the slamming of her life, she gives him a small something extra for his troubles: access to her tight butthole. Watch as she grinds her butt on his cock and then orders him to bang her jugs. Why is Claire one of the best hookers around? Because after she pastes her cash onto her chest with jizz, she offers this dude a round two for free!
Posted on: 2009-05-26 12:25 If you get busted by a cop then you're screwed. If you get busted by a cop from the big boob patrol then you're the one who's doing the screwing! Lucky for me I was busted for hiding a concealed weapon in my pants by busty officer Lacey Cruz. I couldn't help but stare at those massive tits as she pulled down my pants. My cock was hard from all that booby gawking but Lacey just smiled and shoved my monster down her throats. I watch her head bob up and down on my cock as her tits swung back and forth. Finally she unleashed those monster tits and I grabbed a hold of her massive tits! I laid her down slid my hard cock between those beautiful breasts before shoving it down deep inside her snatch! Check out the full DOWNLOADABLE movie ONLY at BigTitPatrol.com!
The hottest banging street busty milf you?ve ever seen is standing by a dumpster, of all places, dressed like the hottest banging street busty milf you've ever seen. small skirt. tits pouring out of her top. Smoking a cigarette like the sexy banging busty milf that she is. She waves you down, but she's already got your attention. You know what you want. She knows what you want. Now it's all about the negotiation, and she's holding all the cards. "My name is Puma,” she says, like you give a shit. All you care about is her tits and snatch. You make up a name for yourself, erase any suspicion that she's a cop (she already grabbed your cock to make sure) and go back to your room. Can she possibly be as good as she looks? Sure she can.
This isn't the way you expected your day to go. You were just going out for a ride. Sure you were. And you saw this busty milf standing on the sidewalk. White busty milf. Looked like she could be a college student, except for one thing: She was dressed like a hooker. And had big tits. That's what got your attention. That and the look on her face that said, "You can have me for a price.” So you head off to the ATM. Take out some money. Driving back and hope she's still here. She is. You negotiate, and she hops in. Her name is Whitney, and you tell her, "I don't have time to go to a motel,” to which she responds, "That's okay. We can sneak into the men's room in this building.” You've never done that kind of thing before, but you're not about to ask questions, not when your cock is begging for relief. Which Whitney, your street hooker, is happy to give.
Posted on: 2009-05-08 12:25 big boob officer Mia Lelani threw me against the wall and gave me a body search. Lucky for me Mia was a D cup. She grabbed my crotch thinking I was concealing a weapon but it was only my big cock! Shocked she massaged my junk then asked me to drop my pants. I did and she sucked off my cock until I popped her bra, felt up her huge natural guns then slid my cock between her luscious mounds. I banged her tits while Mia Lelani sucked the tip. Turned on by now I bent her over the couch and banged her pussy doggie style till I unloaded my cream cheese between her massive tits. Check out the full DOWNLOADABLE movie ONLY at BigTitPatrol.com!
These days you can order anything and everything your small heart desires on the phone or on the Internet and have it delivered right to your home. Anything you want, you can get. It's a consumer's market and instant gratification is the name of the game. It's all about supply and demand, man. Want new furniture? Make a call. Want to eat some pizza? Pick up the phone and order one. Need to bust a fat nut in some sleazy, easy busty milf? Call up a big boob hooker and get your bang on. Yup, you can even order butt nowadays. This dude wanted to bang so he dialed-a-busty milf and Chavon showed up dressed for the occassion. She doesn't even get all the way in the door before she is already on her knees, sucking cock. And just like a pizza, she delivers in 30 minutes or less. And she even keeps her shoes on for quick cleanup and removal. Talk about service.
So you're an ordinary dude and your license has been suspended and now you are stuck riding public transportation. You're waiting for the bus to show up so you can go and visit your girlfriend who doesn't even have the courtesy to come and pick you up. Well, someone DOES want to pick you up...Candy Manson does. In fact, this busty busty milf wants you to abandon your post at the bust stop and come back to her place for some afternoon delight. This busty milf is smokin' hot and her big boobs are practically coming out of her dress...what does she want with an average Joe like you? What's the catch? The catch is that this busty milf gets paid so you can get laid. That's right...she's a big boob HOOKER and you can be her next trick for a low fee of $200. According to Candy, she is the, "best, small cocksucker in town,” and she takes you home so she can prove it. Candy sucks cock for about 15 minutes, because when someone says they are the BEST cocksucker it takes some time to demonstrate. Then she bends herself in every position so she can get dicked down as hard as possible. Then she asks to be coated in nut juice because that's how dirty busty milfs like to moisturize their knockers. Then, when all is said and done, Candy licks that man spray off her boobs, because that's how dirty busty milfs get nourishment. What's the best part about getting banged by this big-mammed busty milf? The part where she drives you to an ATM to get her money. Yeah, this is one busty milf who won't have you riding the bus...but sure will let you ride a train on her butt!
What is a street corner skank? Well, if you guessed that it's a busty milf of ill repute who barters her butt, tits and snatch for cold, hard cash, then you guessed right. And of all the skanks you will ever see on any street corner, Veronica Rayne is one of the classiest of them all. This busty milf really knows how much she is worth and really values herself. Yes, if you were to ask her how much it would cost for you to cock her down and have her suck your cock like her life depended on it, she would tell you it would cost a whopping $100. Yes, that's right, a whole sum of 100 smackers to smack your cock on her face. Yeah, we were blown away by that dollar amount, too. While her street competition is quoting amounts up to triple that, Veronica understands that we are in a recession and that the average consumer wants a banging bargain...literally. So she is willing to give you the deal of a lifetime. For only five crisp twenties, you can get your knob slobbed on, grip and suck on those big funbags, do whatever you want to her juicy, pink clam and then stuff your cock into her box. But wait, there's more! If you impress her with your ability to bang her like the hooker busty milf she is, then she will cut you a break. Yes, there are more deals in this busty milf than a 3 a.m. infomercial. For just $50 more, you get not one hole, but two! Veronica is wheelin' and dealin' her butthole out, too. So pull out $150 gentlemen and pork this piggie for all she's worth. And don't forget to tell your friends. Who knows, maybe she'll give you a group discount!
Bills suck. They really do. So what's a young college busty milf like Jolie Rain to do when the college tuition payment is past due? There's only one thing for her to do: Put her tits and snatch to work and make some money. Let her inner busty milf loose, dress up like a street busty milf and do everything she possibly can to make sure she'll have the chance to earn that college degree. Do something with her life. Even if it means giving blowjobs to strangers. So, Jolie puts on her busty milf clothes, which means showing off her cleavage. Then she heads out to the street, and it isn't long before she finds a potential customer. Fact: busty milfs like Jolie don't stand on the corner for long until a potential John comes along. Before Jolie knows it, she's back at her place, sucking off this dude she just met and riding his cock. All for the sake of a college education.
"How come everybody always wants to dress me up like a hooker?" Sara Jay said, giggling the last time she visited us. Because you look like a hooker, Sara, with your big tits, big butt and busty milf face. Because you talk like a busty milf and suck cock like the street hooker of our dreams. And look at how great Sara looks in fishnets, the official uniform of streets sluts everywhere. "I love the idea of picking up strange men and sucking their cocks," Sara Jay said. "It's even better when you add the idea of them paying for it. It makes me feel like such a busty milf." Sara Jay, you feel like a busty milf because you are a busty milf. You do such a good job of playing the part of street hooker because the fantasy isn't very far from the truth. Sara, you were born for the role.
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